Transcript follows
(not 100% accurate)
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[Applause]
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??? has just arrived at Glasgow central
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seven hours late. British Rail apologize for any
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inconvenience to passengers.
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Come on! Let’s have some service here.
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-Yes…Well what have you got for a man who
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spent nine hours on a train from ?????
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Mutton-chop. Toad in the hole
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or mince. Hey, I’ll have mince. Yes…
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quite fond of mince..Another… that’s fine. That’s lovely, yes.
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Boiled potato, chips or mashed? Er mash… Yes, mash’ll do
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Definitely mash, yes. Peas, carrots or…. beet?
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Errh, oh baked beans yes I’ll have baked beans
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Anything else? Er yeah yeah Is that porridge
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you’ve got there? -Aye
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Give me a couple of handfuls of porridge.
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-Anything else? er a wee bit of rice pudding
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just to finish it off with. That’s lovely. And then some
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some nice runny custard. Oh that’s beautiful!
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-Is that enough? yes that’s splendid
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Thank you very much indeed
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-Right! Oh maybe just finish it off
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with a wee splodge of tomato sauce .???..That’s lovely!
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Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Who is the man in the poster on the wall?
Why does the customer throw his plate at the man in the poster?