Don't buy a wig from The Devil... ...there'll be Hell toupee

MEMORIZE A JOKE A DAY:Memorize Awesomely Amazing Jokes

MAJAD AKA MEMORIZE A JOKE A DAY:> Dumb Jokes for Smart English Learners OR Stupid Jokes for Intelligent People

*JOKEN aka Joke Encoding

AS ONE WOULD EXPECT, THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF JOKES IN AS MANY DIFFERENT FORMATS. HERE WE GIVE YOU AN INTRODUCTION TO BUT A FEW. SOME ARE DESIGNED TO MERELY GIVE YOUSELF A LITTLE CHUCKLE WHILE OTHERS ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE RETOLD- IF YOU MEMORIZE THEM. WE GIVE YOU THE TOOLS TO DO THIS.

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